I love makeup and nail polish and hair stuff. LOVE it. But I’ve never been any good with it. I try a smoky eye, and look like the morning after a crack binge. Red lipstick = Coco the fucking clown. Self tanner? Well, I’ve never tried it, but I’m sure the result would be somewhere between a pudgy He-Man and a clementine. Not a good scene. I’ve decided, at the ripe old age of 33, to figure it all out. And I’m bringing the whole internet along for the ride.
I’ll tell you about all the stuff I try, products, techniques and so on. I love getting mail, so I’ll share the excitement of my Glymm/Glossy/whatever boxes with you. If I ever take a photo of myself that won’t make your eyes catch fire, I may post those. But we’ll see. I may even treat you to the occasional video where I flail around for your entertainment! Good times.